Fiscal Critic Mugs

"We can't be overdrawn. We still have more checks!"

"Okay - here's your rebate check. Go shop."

"Something must be done! Where do we save $39 million? Tax everyone? Cut tobacco subsidies?"

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

social services cuts

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

The Emperor's New Clothes

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Trickledown economics

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

World Financial Mafia

Footing The Bill

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"So we have met before..."

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."