Fiscal Adventurer Prints

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

Fly Football

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

Stock market ups and downs.

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

Cost of Terror.

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."