First World Problem Philosopher Pillows

"I sound more bitter than I am!"

"I'm sure you two will discover that you're both plagued by the same nonexistent problems."

"Why not walk outside, get on your bike, ride to the store, buy some milk, and bring it back home?"

"So the microwave's got a popcorn button, but the popcorn bag says don't use the popcorn button, and I'm like, Microwave people! Popcorn people! Get your act together!!"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Davos

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Poor man and rich man

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

"I refuse to go down with the ship."

"Maybe he's not leading us back to his parking space."

Medical Bracelet

2017 glass half full

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

The Death of Capitalism

G7

Jesus forgets to save.

'Bloody warmongers!'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

The Global Problem

'Good to see them getting behind the green message.'

Migrant stairway to Europe

"Stop complaining. Who isn't broke?"

Covid Timer

The Escape of Fascism.

'Life's full of Apps 'n' Downloads these days.'

"Why can't I have a skilled team of staffers, like other top executives?"

"Every day, it's the same old 213 channels."

Scales: Book & sausages.

Wounds...

"Pshaw! I grabbed the wrong bag."

"Dare I ask what you've done with the right shoe?"

"The way I see it, angst is the whole gestalt."

'Could you please tell me where the nearest level playing field is?'