First Words Prints

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

Right before baby's first text.

"He said his first words today - 'Live Streaming'."

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'He said his first words today - 'dividend reinvest'.'

"He just said his first cheap, throw-away comment"

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Can you sat daddy? Daddy, say daddy."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

'She said her first words today.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

'Now that he's talking we're encouraging him to save!'

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

'-and the little darling said his first words today-he told mummy where daddy hid the loot!!'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'He said his first word today --'Yikes!''

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'He said his first complete sentence today.. 'I want my own cell phone'.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

What's normal?

Airport Security.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Are we there yet?'

"When did she start crawling?"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."