First Winter With Baby Prints

"Is the baby sideways?"

"His first out-of-body experience."

Madonna of the Pukes.

A young Don King

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'A is for Arse.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"They look so young and helpless."

Little chef.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Extra innings.

The modern generation!

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'That never gets old.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Chilly baby.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Constructing your own prison!

'You wash and I'll dry.'

'Imagine that in gummi!'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Quiet Time