First Baby Prints

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

'You're taking the baby to daycare? Great! I'm way late for work!'

'More syrup anyone?'

Family love!

'Let him have it!'

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'Cosmic!'

'Wow! I've never heard that before!'

'Calm down brain. Now you're just getting greedy.'

'Because you're the guy.'

'How'd we get stuck with a car that doesn't talk?'

'Alien autopsy!'

'Heck yes!'

'Buddy! I'm home!'

Favourite things!

Gerbil nuggets!

'I stand corrected.'

'Actually, we better play it safe and make it 2:30 a.m.'

'Wednesday wave.'

'It smells like...Victory.'

'Our house must be broken because I don't hear a laugh track.'

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

Code Red!

'You know what's great?'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"His first out-of-body experience."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

A young Don King

Batman at the Maternity Ward