First Born Prints

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"His first out-of-body experience."

Madonna of the Pukes.

A young Don King

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Green Balloon

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Resourceful toddler

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Baby Playing Violin

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"It's his emotional support animal."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'A is for Arse.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He talks the talk."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

Creative Baby.