First Visit To The Countryside Pillows

A Day in the Country.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Get on with it!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

"We should get out to the country more often."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Holiday cottage

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Tree Squirrel

A Gated Community.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

The Scenic Route

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."