First Visit To Buckingham Palace Prints

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Look, a bug!"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

The Unhappy King

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Royal Love

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

'One can see the baby's crown!'