First Time Traveling Alone Pillows

The World's Easiest Airport

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Rubbish Carousel

'Don't the Italians believe in remodeling, Dad?'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Baby on Top

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Hi! I'm on the Sphinx!"

Single men in Tahiti

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'Where's the Eiffel Tower?'

Tourists

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS!'

A Wrestler Abroad

A woman listening to an audio guide

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

The Tourist

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Just because you can pick up a dumbell at the gym doesn't mean you have to date him!

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."