First-time Reader Pillows

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'm still pre-literate."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

The Book Lover

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Monster Self-Help

A man and his dog both reading.

Theodore Dreiser.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"At least she's reading."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Flower lamp.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

Man reading in lamp

Books or Junk Food.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.