Hopeful Reader Pillows

"Can you recommend a book optimistic about the future that isn't in the fiction section?"

"To be or not to be."

The Book Lover

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Heaven

'Pop-up Bible.'

I have a dream.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Pastoring for Dummies

Casual skydiving.

Stonehenge Books

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Dear Author: Thank you so much for giving us the opportunity to reject your work."

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

Book Shop

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Open Book Therapy

"I was always afraid to read it before."

'So, read any good book lately?'

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"Shhhh. Mommy just finished a great book and needs a moment to re-adjust to her environment."

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Library.

Offshore Drilling