First-time Homebuyer Humorist T-Shirts

Celebrate their new keys with a fun t-shirt that jokes about homeownership. Fun, clever, and memorable, it's a great way to mark their first step into homeownership.

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'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?' mockup

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.' mockup

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

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Pest Control

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'Is the fire included?'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.' mockup

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

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'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!' mockup

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .' mockup

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

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'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.' mockup

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

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"Efficiency tombs available"

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"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach." mockup

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

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"I've downsized."

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'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.' mockup

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

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See the house whose property taxes were raised

See the house whose property taxes were raised mockup

See the house whose property taxes were raised

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"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size." mockup

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

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'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.' mockup

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

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"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool." mockup

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

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"For sale £470,000 house included" mockup

"For sale £470,000 house included"

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"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera." mockup

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

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"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten." mockup

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

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'It mostly scares the realtors.'

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"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay." mockup

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

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"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south." mockup

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year." mockup

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

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"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?" mockup

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

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'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!' mockup

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

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'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.' mockup

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

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Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Toughing it out in the real estate game. mockup

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

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'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

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'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.' mockup

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

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First-time Homebuyer Humorist T-Shirts Collection

First-time Homebuyer Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for first-time homebuyers. Find the ideal gift that will make them smile every morning.

First-time Homebuyer Humorist Pillows

Check out our funny pillows that add personality and humor to any first home. The perfect finishing touch for their living space.

First-time Homebuyer Humorist Prints

Browse our humorous prints to decorate their first home with wit and charm. A gift they'll love to display and cherish.