First-time Dad Pillows

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Doughboy Dad

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Food deliverer's baby.

"That's mine!"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

Dad Trophies

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"They look so young and helpless."

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Which one's mine?"

"Which one's yours?"

"Which one's yours?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"It's a dependent!"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'That never gets old.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Father nursing his sick child

Baby in Bike Basket

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."