First Swimming Lessons Mugs

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Shake! Good Dog."

"They're so like us."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Privates Beach"

"Marco ..."

Sunbathers.