Swimming Instructor Mugs

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Drowning Hand

Bob learned an important lesson that day. Dog helps those who help themselves.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Bad Lifeguard

Never look back.

'Sorry Mr Platypus, but we have little need for a swimming-instructor around here...'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

I told you not to swim out to far

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'Sorry Mr Platypus, but we have little need for a swimming-instructor around here...'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Rare Duck Phobias.

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

'Now, at the signal from our new head coach...'

"I need you to stay calm and focus. Just put your head forward, kick your feet, and make a paddling motion with your arms."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Swimming

Diving into a shark pool

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"You want a flotation device? Huh boy? Flotation device?"

'Why is Burl wearing a life vest, Joy?'

"Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?"

"I'm doing backstroke because you said we shouldn't swim on a full stomach!"

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

Mozart swimming.

Coast Guard Meets Camp SCUBA Exhibit

Swimming Prankster

Bankside

Swimmer.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Before you enter the water complete a full reversal of your political opinions."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."