First Sports Victory Gifts

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Punt Cake

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

A Busy Sports Bar

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

Before his first stunt bike competition, Harold is suffering from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

'He solved his first equation today.'

Bowled out.

"Oh Darling, I'm so proud! Your first dam!"

"Okay. You have two choices. Jump - and discover the joy of flight. . ."

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

The Level Playing Field.

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Chet with his T-ball batting practice pants.

"Look! It's a picture of your first goal in your first soccer game!"

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

The Best rugby World Cup Winners

"Let's hear if for Gerald, our star football player, who led the team with six concussions in one season."

'I admire your courage, but why don't you quit while you're ahead!'

'First I was a 'phenom.' Then I was 'blue chip'...'

Hole in one