First Sports Event Mugs

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

'My feet are killing me.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Raheem Sterling

Piano Recital

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Strive to win!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

A prehistoric football match.

'Here we go again...'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Carlo Ancelotti

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'