First Snow Experience Gifts

Snow Devil

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Skiing

A Giant at the Airport.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Glastonbury. Before.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

Snowmans Revenge

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Sometimes they need the oxygen mask after they see the new baggage fees.

'First time skiing?'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"Ice rink"

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

Child builds themselves a sled.

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

Revealing Airport Security

Winter workplace cabin fever.

'You say that you'd hate to be up there in a plane? I'd hate to be there without one!'

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.

"Well, we've done it, Sandy . . . we hit the 'cold snap tri-fecta:'. . ."

Beginner's slope.

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

'Maybe you don't even need the life jacket.'