First Science Class Pillows

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Albert Einstein

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'But what is the universe for?'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The Style of Elements

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"My homework ate my dog."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Gracie's baby toys.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

The flies have landed.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

PROBLEM AREAS

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Dog forced to return bone