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"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

That kid's all business.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Attorney-at-play

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

'With the proper technology, we could make silicon chips out of this stuff.'

'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

George Orwell - the early years...

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'With the proper technology, we could make silicon chips out of this sand.'