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That kid's all business.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Jeez, these things are hot."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Attorney-at-play

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

George Orwell - the early years...