First Pregnancy Prints

First pregnancy vs. second pregnancy.

"Estelle, there's no such thing as being a little pregnant!"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"They grow up so fast."

Madonna of the Pukes.

A young Don King

Cry babies.

'I told you it would be useful.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

TAP TAP TAP TAP

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."