First Nudist Experience Mugs

'I've never done this before.'

"Privates Beach"

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'Finally I dare to go topless. I feel free!!!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."