First Model U.n. Conference T-Shirts

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Young Frankenstein"

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Piracy on a boating lake

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Baby Mozart.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

The Decline of Europe

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Love at First Sight.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Are you done yet?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

That every day look.

Alien Beauty Magazine

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'