First Library Card Mugs

First library card

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Bring out yer books!'

Myths and legends...

Two Generations of Readers

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

Charles Addams.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

A boy with a camera

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

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