First Job After Prison Pillows

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

U of Debt

Pajama Day 743

Good Luck!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

The Paper Route

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Latest Aye Phone

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

What do you think of the application so far?

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

The Surly Yoof

"Job interview!"