First Job After Prison Pillows

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

U of Debt

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

The Paper Route

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

'I didn't have time to prepare a resume.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."

What do you think of the application so far?

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Latest Aye Phone

"There's no denying that you are ambitious but we are looking for someone with more dress sense."

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'