First Internship T-Shirts

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Internship applications with an elbow sharpener.

"With luck a few years volunteering should set you up with a decent chance of getting an unpaid internship!"

"Tyler is on work experience."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Pajama Day 743

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

The Paper Route

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Responsibility and duties

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Education and Apprenticeships