"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."
First Impressions Critic Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the first impressions critic in your life? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful products perfect for anyone who loves evaluating things right from the start. Whether they’re a keen observer or a charming cynic, find something that celebrates their knack for first impressions with a bit of wit and style.
The height of fashion in 1796
No Elgar!
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.
"Say 'eh.'"
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'
Filling the Missile Gap
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
"Now that was post-modern sex."
What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
"How is it in Russia?"
An acceptable level of TV violence.
"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."
"I'm after the history section."
"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"
The Real Russian history
Lord of the Rings IV.
"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."
'Burke's B-list celebrities.'
True Story Movie
'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'
"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."
"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."
Oscars 2024
When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...
"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."
First Impressions Critic Gifts Collection
First Impressions Critic Mugs
Discover a range of mugs perfect for the first impressions critic—witty, clever, and designed to add humor to their morning routine.
First Impressions Critic Pillows
Explore pillows that bring humor and personality to any room—especially suited for the first impressions enthusiast.
First Impressions Critic Prints
Browse prints that celebrate keen observations with humor and style—perfect for decorating their favorite space.
First Impressions Critic T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that highlight their love for quick judgments—fun, witty, and ideal for the sharp observer in your life.