First Holiday As A Parent T-Shirts

'It's my first Thanksgiving!'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Family with pets.

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Are we there yet?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Baby it's cold outside.

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

Halloween Mobile

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Going on Holiday with Kids

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'A Very Bad Boy'

Darning the Stockings

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"

"Is your dad in a good mood? We're heading into uncharted territory."

"Congratulations! We've bought you one more thing to keep alive."

A New Parents Book Cover Idea.

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

'305 days until Christmas.'

No milk for Santa Claus

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

"No wonder he won't stop crying. That's the wrong end, you idiot."

'Gotta look like I worked up a sweat!'

Ring-a-roses.

'This is Disneyland in Paris....is your son's name Robert?'

Santa as a baby.

"No Santa?!! Next thing you're gonna tell me there's no Amazon!"

"The hotel was old and rotten, the service was lousy, but my wife really enjoyed the vacation because she had so much to moan about!"