First Gift Mugs

"Or would you rather break the ice with hankies or something?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'They're dog roses!'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

The wife whisperer.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Say it with flowers

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa called but you were out!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'