"He's the first one in his family to endure endless discussions about going to college."
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'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'
Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.
"My homework ate my dog."
'The sound of one hand clapping.'
'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'
"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"
"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."
'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'
University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.
"Be afraid to try new things!"
"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."
"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."
"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."
"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."
The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'
"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."
Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.
Student Food Pyramid
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team
Student Debt
'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'
"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."
"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"
You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...
College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.
I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!
Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.
"So what happened between you and Estella?"
Frat House Feng Shui
I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!
'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'
The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.
"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."
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