First Flight As Flight Attendant Prints

"Did anyone bring stuffing?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Fight or Flight

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Would you like some wings?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Are we there yet?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

The World's Easiest Airport

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

The World Wide Web.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Airplane Mode.

Employee of the Month Parking

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

A private jet takes off

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'Flight simulator'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'