First Ferry Ride Pillows

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airport Security.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Are we there yet?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

A private jet takes off

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

Airport

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Airliner

Mass Travel

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Flight Socks.

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'One carry-on!'

"The loud engine might wake her up. Can you ask the pilot to turn it off?"