First Day Of Teaching Pillows

'Your first day of student teaching?'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Today we learned to count to one.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'A dog ate my homework.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"It's a mobile."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"We thought this was more realistic."

Staff Yearbook

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."