First Day Of Teaching Pillows

'Your first day of student teaching?'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

My First Camera

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Today we learned to count to one.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'A dog ate my homework.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"It's a mobile."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Staff Yearbook

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"We thought this was more realistic."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'