First Day Of Nursery Pillows

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Today we learned to count to one.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

A Tit for Tat.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'A dog ate my homework.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"It's a mobile."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."