First Day Of Kindergarten Pillows

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

'Well, that didn't do any good -- I'm STILL illiterate!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Today we learned to count to one.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

A Tit for Tat.

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'A dog ate my homework.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"It's a mobile."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"