'Hi -- my name is Dave...', 'Whoa! -- this is moving WAY too fast for me!'
First Date Jitters Gifts
Looking for something to calm first date jitters? Our collection of gifts combines humor and heart, helping you or your loved ones feel more relaxed and confident. From witty mug sayings to cozy pillows, find a charming way to make those initial moments less nerve-wracking and more fun. Celebrate new beginnings with thoughtful tokens that add a touch of comfort and humor to one of life's most exciting experiences.
Speed Dating for Turtles
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
Romance
"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"
It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.
On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.
Why we need poetry. . .
Carbon Dating.
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.
An historic event in Candyland: When M met M
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
"First date hairball... awkward."
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'
Dating is so expensive...
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"
"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"
Asking out a palm reader.
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
Romance
"She's just being Koi."
'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'
'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'
'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'
'Your place or mine?'
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"
"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."
First Date Jitters Gifts Collection
First Date Jitters Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for easing first date jitters with humor and encouragement, making those nerves a little more manageable.
First Date Jitters Pillows
Our cozy pillows add a layer of comfort and humor to calming first date nerves. Find the perfect design to relax and enjoy the moment.
First Date Jitters Prints
Decorate with our playful prints that celebrate embracing the jitters with humor and style. Great for inspiring confidence and positive vibes.
First Date Jitters T-Shirts
Discover our fun t-shirts designed to boost confidence and bring smiles on nervy first date days. Perfect for showing you’re ready to take on the world.