First Christmas T-Shirts

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

Christmas Eve Night

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Waiting here for Santa Claus is getting us nowhere. I say we forget about the tree, go outside and just have fun."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'A Very Bad Boy'

Santa Claus with Baby

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

'It looks like the baby has reached critical Christmas mass.'

Three wise men paying by credit card.

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

"I've been good this year, so I don't think I'll be getting and 'It's the thought that counts' gifts."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Tartine

"Young Frankenstein"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Robot Parts $5

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.