First Christmas Experience T-Shirts

Children talk to Santa in mall via his telephone app.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Baby it's cold outside.

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

The turning on the lights ceremony

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

'It looks like the baby has reached critical Christmas mass.'

'A Very Bad Boy'

Darning the Stockings

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

So glad you could make it!

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"Of course it's going to fit!"

Christmas Eve Night

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

'305 days until Christmas.'

'Petey? Petey? I can't sleep. I'm too excited.'

Girl stung by a wasp for the first time

"I've been good this year, so I don't think I'll be getting and 'It's the thought that counts' gifts."

"Or would you rather break the ice with hankies or something?"

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

'Maybe you don't even need the life jacket.'

First Time

Don't Involve Yourself Christmas Tree.

Ring-a-roses.