"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."
First Business Venture T-Shirts
Celebrate the brave new entrepreneurs with t-shirts that blend humor and motivation. Ideal for closing deals or casual days at the office, these shirts cheer on their bold venture.
'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'
Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.
"Little tart?"
"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
Profit
Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.
Go team!
Leadership in the Covid-19 Era
"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"
I'm a self-made man!
Go! Means NOW!
'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'
'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'
"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."
"We need to change, but WHEN?"
"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."
'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'
"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."
Do you want to win the game or my business?
'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'
'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'
"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"
Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley
Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.
Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.
"At least we are consistently inconsistent."
"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."
Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.
Money Plant.
"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."
'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'
Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .
"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"
First Business Venture T-Shirts Collection
First Business Venture Mugs
Discover our range of mugs celebrating first-time entrepreneurs — the perfect way to start their day with humor and motivation.
First Business Venture Pillows
Find pillows that motivate and inspire first-time business owners. Great for desks or couches, offering encouragement every day.
First Business Venture Prints
Decorate their workspace with prints that celebrate entrepreneurship. Inspiring quotes and designs to remind them of their ambitious journey.