First Business Achievement Gifts

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"We have an acronym!"

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Robots In The Boardroom

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Win - win

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Boom

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

The rope to success.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."