First Boyfriend Pillows

"So you found the perfect guy?"

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Killer Executive Suits.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

LAY ZEE FUK

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"What's a patent?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

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