First Bedroom Prints

Late night teddy reading

'At lone at last.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

Moving in

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

The Inexperienced Cook

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Biting Slippers.

IKEA Book

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Look Who's Coming to Dinner

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

'I can't find my key.'

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Well, obviously, we can't live with MY parents …