Firework Watcher Mugs

Fourth of July tip: look up

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

US National holiday

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Can that be right?"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.