Firework Watcher Mugs

Fourth of July tip: look up

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Have you seen my dad?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'Now what?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

US National holiday

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

Mother Duck.