Fireplace Admirer Mugs

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Wife needs husband's socks.

'Home sweet home'.

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'...Phew! I just had a terrible nightmare - someone put me amongst some pigeons!'

Satan in the fireplace

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

'Your father and I love our little corner of the natural world.'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Good News about winter

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Bayonne Festival

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The best apartment at The Maypole

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Dog with chew toy.

Santa relaxes by Fire