Fire Discoverer Mugs

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

"Since discovering fire, he's done nothing but binge-watching."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Bonfire

'I just discovered fire!'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Curiosity'

'What luck!'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

'Bless you...'

"I invented fire, but maybe I should have figured out what the antidote is."

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

I invent fire for the good of all mankind and he cleans up selling fire insurance!

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

'Now that he's invented fire, he expects me to cook three meals a day.'

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'