Fire Discoverer Mugs

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

"Since discovering fire, he's done nothing but binge-watching."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

Bonfire

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

'I just discovered fire!'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Curiosity'

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'What luck!'

'Bless you...'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"I invented fire, but maybe I should have figured out what the antidote is."

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

'Now that he's invented fire, he expects me to cook three meals a day.'

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

'I call it a 'comprehensive energy program.''