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"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

'What zip code are we in now?'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Sue the Author 3PM

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Isabel Allende

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Pesky students.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Book Lovers in Richmond

100k Desert Crawl

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"You'll never believe who's here."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"I couldn't finish that book either."

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

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