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"So what do you think of it?"

Bad for you but to die for

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Too much cilantro

Harsh Mellows.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Your meal sounded nice."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Cheese Pile

Tzatzikicicle

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Habanero ..."

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!