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"So what do you think of it?"

Bad for you but to die for

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Too much cilantro

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

I love Cannelloni

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Tzatzikicicle

Cheese Pile

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Habanero ..."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."