Fine Spirits Devotee Gifts

'True, money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cognac, fine cigars and the company of beautiful women, and these make me very happy indeed.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Happy Hour

"An everything Martini, please."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

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'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Mice playing double bass

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

The Angel's Share

Easter Bunny

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

WInter Fish

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

'Single or double?'

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

Snow Angel Fall

Covid Variants

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

Hell's Bells Whisky

The gift of a family Christmas